1. Eat your foot.
2. I hate the green flashing light.
3. Hello. I have the urge to kill.
4. Oh no! You’re going to speak again, aren’t you?
5. DO NOT DISTURB, evil genius at work.
7. Rubber ducks are planning world domination!
8. But my tree only hit the car in self-defence!
9. I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words.
10. Did my sarcasm hurt your feels? Get over it.
11. Love your
enemies, it makes them angry.
12. Fat kids are harder to kidnap.
13. Shut up voices! Or I will poke you with y pen
14. Save water, drink beer.
15. Save a tree, eat a beaver.
16. Get high, climb a tree.
17. Save a horse,
ride a cowboy.
18. Don’t mess with me! I have a stick!
19. Go away, evil Mr Scissors!
20. Think of gingerbread
men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism?
21. Ha ha! I don’t
22. We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.
23. It’s much funnier now that I get it.
No trespassing! Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
25. Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
My eraser will kick your eraser’s ass!
27. Save a drum, bang a drummer.
28. Defy gravity; all the cool kids
are doing it.
29. The decision is maybe and that’s final!
30. I’m not weird, I’m gifted.
Life called… you failed.
32. My mom said that I am cool because I don’t do drugs.
33. I am pretending
to be a tomato.
34. They say that hard work never hurt anyone but why take the risk?
35. Never put a cat on your head.
36. Don’t eat my foot!
37. Never set yourself on fire.
38. The banana has legs!
39. Its better to look
stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.
40. Don’t worry, I was born this way.
am being attacked by a giant screaming rainbow! Oh, sorry, it was just technical difficulties.
42. Banana suicide!!
I’m not random! I just have lots of thoughts.
44. I have a magical box and it is better than yours.
off! The ice cream is mine!
46. You’re ugly, go away!
47. This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things.
I suggest you run from Bob.
48. Tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
49. Caution! There is water on
the road during rain.
50. No, dammit! I can’t show you the way to Sesame Street!
51. Even my issues have issues.
52. Angry people need hugs or sharp objects
53. I here voices and they don’t like you!
54. My imaginary
friend thinks you have issues.
55. I like eggs.
56. Would you like some popcorn?
57. Two muffins are chilling
in an oven. The one muffin screams, “Oh my gosh, we are in an oven!” The second muffin replied, “Holy cow,
I talking muffin!”
58. That is a typical symptom of lover-neurosis.
59. I am here to install your cushion.
That is so typical of a SUDOKU fan!
61. Your hands are really hairy.
62. I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to
63. You sound like yourself
64. Brusselsprouts are green!
65. Butternuts are cool
66. I can think!
67. Bnanas can be green!
68. Bludhing Monkey!
69. Tomatoes are depressing
70. You aren't as stupid as you make it look!
71. Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss
72. My eyebrow died
73. We are so skilled!
74. I can't remember if it's time for your medication or mine
75. I am thinking bananas